hollywoodundeath

Title: Here boy! Summary: Edward absolutely loves his dog, Jake, and thinks he needs no one else. So why does a mechanic by the same name insist he does? And why does Jake go missing when he's there? Yaoi Slash JacobXEdward -- /"Bring-bring-bring me the lotion, I said bring-bring me the lotion, that's right, just the lotion, that's right, nothing else, not my shoes, not my pants, not my shirt and not yours either, just-just, bring-bring-bring me the lotion!"/ Edward groaned as he woke up to the only modern song he actually liked. He let out a tired chuckle. "It's funny 'cause it's pretty crass." He muttered to himself. He paused as he he